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Saturday, June 14, 2008

The 10 Commandments of Facebook

These 10 commandments were given directly by Mark Zuckerberg to the people of the Internet, after he had set them free from MySpace slavery. And Zuckerberg spake these words, from his celestial kingdom, saying: "I truly believe I am the Lord thy God. Behold, Facebook is upon thee"

1. Thou shalt have no other websites before Facebook.
2. Thou shalt make for thyself an anti-MySpace profile picture.
3. Thou shalt learn about thy friends relationships from Facebook, and Facebook alone.
4. Remember the News Feed, and keep it creepy.
5. Thou shalt limited profile thy father and thy mother.
6. Thou shalt write inside jokes on thy friend's Wall, so all can bear witness to thy popularity.
7. Thou shalt poke members of the opposite sex until they finally have sex with thee, or block thee altogether, whichever comes first.
8. Thou shalt untag all photos that make thee look fugly.
9. Thou shalt update thy status regularly, so that thy friends can know thy business at all times.
10. Thou shalt put thy address, screen-name, and phone number on thy profile, so that thou mayst be stalked.
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